i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
(Source: controlthenight, via piercethebeau)
It’s amazing that anyone lives through the ages of eleven to nineteen.
"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Someone told me to go to hell
Couldn't find it at first
But now I'm here
One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.
Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
Do you know what low self-esteem really is? It’s when you hate shopping, not because you hate clothes, but because you think that no matter how beautiful the clothes are, they will never look good on you because that’s how ugly you think you are. So you just stare at those clothes and feel envy.
(Source: transitioningagain, via nothing--to-lose)